In preparation for my birthday trip to Austin, I called my old friend Mike. Since we hadn't had the chance to chat in a while, we began gossiping a bit when he told me about the "career choices" of a young man with whom we were once familiar. I wouldn't exactly refer to this person as a friend. As I recall, the word whore (along with its counterparts: man-whore, slutty queen and filthy slut) were volleyed around often in reference to him.
By the by, Mike told me that this man had chosen to "work" for a sleazy, dirty old man that frequented the bar he worked in as a promoter as a nude model. For those unfamiliar with gay terminology, "nude model" is code for cheap porn actor for a scummy website. The website's name, as conveyed to me by Mike, is Boyfunk.com. Seriously? Boy funk? Sounds like something you take penicillin for... Actually, should you find yourself longing for sex - or any kind of tactile contact, for that matter - with anyone appearing on that site, precautionary measures might be a good idea.
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