Wednesday, December 3, 2008

Rachel Ray, Thousands of Men Have A Present For You This Year!


Lulu.com, the self-publishing online platform features this little gem: Natural Harvest: A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes - a cookbook entailing the use of semen. All recipes have that added ingredient, a little touch of love. Most of the recipes are tossed-off... ehm... offered up to you with a sophisticated palate in mind. Julia Child eat your heart out! I particularly enjoy the instruction on jerked ingredients and how to whip your own cream!

The book's description:

Semen is not only nutritious, but it also has a wonderful texture and amazing cooking properties. Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic. Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants. Despite all of these positive qualities, semen remains neglected as a food. This book hopes to change that. Once you overcome any initial hesitation, you will be surprised to learn how wonderful semen is in the kitchen. Semen is an exciting ingredient that can give every dish you make an interesting twist. If you are a passionate cook and are not afraid to experiment with new ingredients - you will love this cook book!

Just in time for Christmas!

2 comments:

Chris Illuminati said...

Do they offer like 'Cake of the Month?' Holidays are cum....oh I can't do it...coming. Holidays are coming.

BlogKat.net said...

Well Chris, you know that the FDA sited 462 health code violations in shows on the Food Network, but this is something I don't think you're going to catch Emril doing!

Hey, if you click on the picture you can buy the book - I hear your wife likes to bake! I'm pretty sure, at least YOU will loose some weight.

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