What evil will keeps Rachel Zoe, that husk of a woman, up and animated. Is her gay husband also a necromancer? Maybe he's not gay at all and it's just the thought of kissing the animated corpse of a woman possessed by a demon from hell that makes all of their intimate interactions seem so uncomfortable. I'm waiting for Liz and Hell Boy to show up and Zoe to start spitting fire and spilling her black, acidic blood all over a group of FBI agents.
Whatever it is, we know Zoe doesn't require food, but she might bathe in the blood of young girls and bow down to the cow-headed goddess Botoxia. She's a size zero, which doesn't seem like a lot of evil, but she magnifies her ungodly abilities by cavorting with "stars" like Nichole Richie. Richie and Rach must fight over who has to snort the last of the oxygen in the room as they both continue to hold their breath lest their ribs collapse under the weight of normal room pressure. It's okay though... Zoe has two assistants now, so there's always someone for blow into her nozzle and fill her full of hot air.
Zoe, you're the original hot pocket!
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