Gossip Girl will have to share this hate valentine with Jossip. David Hauslaib's imitation Gawker site that launches a daily New-Yorker-than-thou assault news and entrainment proves that it's as flexible as a contortionist as it pats itself on the back while kissing the CW's ass for placing banner ads at exorbitant cost and raising the painfully vapid show's viewer base from four twelve year-old girls to eight. All the while, they tip-toe around the faltering network, but still manage to get snarky with the Gossip Girl author. Not that I'm trying to defend the literary twit - trust me, I have enough hate to go around. I just find it a little distasteful, that's all. Not at all classy.
Still, the primary focus of my hatred is for the least talented, most self-absorbed cast about spoiled rich brats in New York. I know I may be bombing my New York readers here, but I can't stand the New York attitude. I also really don't like how everyone that manages to string 100,000 words together, set a book in the Big Apple and write inanely about shoes and trust funds pulls a Times Bestseller out of their ass these days. I truly believe the whole show is in poor taste now that we may be eating our family pets for sustenance and burning family heirlooms for heat in the current credit crisis. I couldn't care less about what teenage slut is getting nailed in a bus bathroom with all the other problems in this world.
I only have this left to say: INF Daily wrote, "So when do you think they're getting around to filming the all-male, all-topless episode of Gossip Girl???" Oh, sweetheart, I think they've already gotten around to that, but I doubt they've filmed it.
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