Porkez Hilton makes me wish the morning-after pill was retroactive so I could stuff a handful down his mother's throat. This thieving pit-stain steals from other bloggers, graphic artists, photographers and collective human intellect. He's talentless, tasteless and unfunny. Stop giving money to this lumpy sack of foul-smelling crap.
He's been asked to be the queer spokesperson for Levis - and might I mention that it's sickening to think that anyone among the straight community thinks that the anyone in the gay community feels comfortable allowing Mario to speak for us - now that they've decided to pander to the gay community with segments on the Logo network (it's like Lifetime, but even less people are watching) for gobs of gay green. Like any self-respecting gay man would be caught in a brand of jeans sold at Wal-Mart...
Perez Hilton isn't the pride of the gay community, he's the shame. He's a walking, talking stereotype that makes us all look like whinny, lisping, gossipy, bitchy hacks that steal from one another rather than attempting to produce anything original. There's nothing to be proud of in his never-in-fashion plaid slacks with elastic waistbands.
Steal this post, you human skidmark!
2 comments:
LOL I can't stop laughing, let me catch my breath... this is entirely true! I was just thinking the same thing last week but you express much better than I!
I need you to do some comments for me! This blog is perfect! I am going to read it all tomorrow morning.
Barbra Seville/snarky moderator
Haha! Thank you Barbra - I do try. This hate valentine was to teach Perez not to steal from me. I hope he reads it and gets his granny-panties in a wad.
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