Elizabeth Hasselbitch, Please Die NOW!

This hate valentine goes to the deluded, empty-headed, gum-for-brains bimbo from The View, Elizabeth Hasselbitch. This rancid Hostess Twinkie with ladywood for McCain and an urge to wrestle in tapioca with Sarah Palin just can't get it through her head that no one cares for whom she votes.

In an interview at a Republican fundraiser she hosted, she made the mistake of revealing behind-the-scenes information regarding the show she and four other cackling hens annoy America with on a daily basis. She twisted the facts to make Cindy McCain, the Borg Queen, look as if she had nothing to hide behind her human-faced mask. It's ironic that she referenced campaigning females hiding things, considering Sarah Palin is now trying to convince the media that Alaska, indeed, doesn't exist and she's single-handedly been protecting the U.S. from polar bear invasion.

Hasselbitch, I think you should be deported to one of those countries whose only income originates from selling children to Angelina Jolie-Pitt. Why is it you keep insisting that your opinion matters? Give a shotgun a BJ, you worthless she-beast.