I log onto my Myspace account today to find this little genius - a fifteen year-old girl - wanting to be my cyber friend. Sorry, Ash, but illiteracy is not cute. To answer your question; no, I am not really gay. I am fake gay. I thought I'd get used to the anal sex and rainbow accoutrement but I'm still adjusting. And yes, gay men "have bigger cocks", which is why the anal sex is still a problem.
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We doubt that was really a 15 year old girl, sounds more like a mean idiot frat boy(s)...girls don't care if you're gay.. they think about other things. Whoever it was it was a guy. Hey we gave you an award. You'll probably hate it but oh well we love your blogs!
Love. You.
Aww... Love you too, Jebbica! ;)
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