Following the success of Debra Messing's TV movie, The Starter Wife, Debra's moving on to two new television series': The Starter Wife (the series) and The Starter Mannequin. Now, we all know how much the series' love to make wife puns, so I thought I'd add a few suggestions to the pot.
-Wife learns Photoshop, removes all signs of character (and humanity) from face.
-Wife has eyelids surgically removed.
-Wife scares the f*ck out of children with her inability to blink or breath.
-Wife gets patted on the back while doing a Loretta Swit impression, face stays that way.
-Wife gets career as wax statue at Madam Trousseau's.
And finally,
-Wife communicates with husband through John Edward.
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